a missing stinky sock is on loose terrorizing your family.
get your shotgun out and blast that stinker out of existence. the sock is a series killer, you want your children near this bastard. i think not!!
your sock is dirty stinky sock is the worst, when the sock is missing. it like have a dead squirrel buried in between the walls of the house. just ask skunky's parents don't miss him. take a deep breath in the house. and " ahh, skunky! " they have a great memories of him live there, and hell of smell now, to remind of him.
it is that sweet!
beware, if you corner the stinky series killer don't let stand up on cotton bottom of the sock. it will spray you will four foot odor. don't let it spray you.
i am very serious, my sister lost her arm. my sister had her shotgun aim at the sock.
the sock was quicker than my sister's reaction. the sock spray the gun and the stinky of poison that come the sock eat away at material, it lands on.
i saw this event with my eyes. the gun just fell apart and before i could react this poison leaked on my sister's arm eat her arm off.
my sister has artificial sock arm for living your children's sock puppet theaters on saturdays.
i am a sock series killer bounty hunter. e-mail if you need have a series stinky sock killer in your house.
my motto for my business:
no stinky job that i can do to kill a series stinky sock in your house. but tuesdays and thursdays, i don't windows.