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rondetto On about 8 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Nov 14, 2020 @ 16:14:45
Social distancing:


The tatty shops on Blackpool promenade have started selling 'Blow Me A Kiss
From A Safe Distance' hats!
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Lockdown is really starting to get to me.
I've spent all day just chopping up vegetables into small strips and throwing them into a wok.
I'm going stir-fry crazy.
____________________


My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner...
So I took the battery out of the smoke detector!
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darkman666 On about 3 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Nov 14, 2020 @ 18:05:37
@rondetto Said

Social distancing:


The tatty shops on Blackpool promenade have started selling 'Blow Me A Kiss
From A Safe Distance' hats!
_____________________


Lockdown is really starting to get to me.
I've spent all day just chopping up vegetables into small strips and throwing them into a wok.
I'm going stir-fry crazy.
____________________


My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner...
So I took the battery out of the smoke detector!
____________________





My ex wives always practice social distance with me.

Every time, they seen me, they sticked front of me, their 10 feet poles between us.

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