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So this guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me two single

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HiImDan On October 07, 2020




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! Mar 27, 2010 @ 07:27:55
"Sure," the bartender replies, "do you want them both now or one at a time?"

"Oh, both now," replies the guy, "one's for me and one's for my little friend here" and with that the guy pulls a three inch tall man out of his shirt pocket.

The Bartender looks at the little man in amazement and asks, "Can he drink?"

"Sure," replies the guy and with that the three inch tall man knocks back his whiskey.

"That's amazing!" replies the bartender. "What else can he do? Can he walk?"

With that the guy flips a quarter down to the other end of the bar and asks the little fella to get it. Sure enough, the little man runs down the bar and retrieves the coin, picks it up , and jogs back to the guy.

"That really is amazing," replies the bartender, "Can he talk?"

"Of course," says the man. Turning towards the little guy, he says, "Hey Jim, tell him about that time we were in Africa and you called that witch-doctor an @$$hole..."
lefty On July 19, 2018
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Oh, Canada
#2New Post! Mar 27, 2010 @ 07:31:26
Asmodeus0girl On August 23, 2011




Pleven, Bulgaria
#3New Post! Mar 27, 2010 @ 07:31:54

Hilarious!
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