So there I was ...

Watching a pot of water boil.

And I thought to myself: This must be a deja vu that has never happened before.

With my feet ankle deep in the lake and wondering

Am I at the south shore or north coast?

Looking at a broken watch at the right time and realizing

Time is natures way of keeping everything from happening at once.

so there was i was in another post,
and i was in another topic.
i wrote up, i saw you in the same post,
in the same topic.
i must be in the twilight zone,
so, i saw you again!
DAMN, boy, you are U-G-L-Y!
i woke up in a reality,
my wife is really beautiful,
when she had a mud transplant on her face.
then, i really wake up in the twilight zone.
because, the mud just fell off!

...Watching the closing credits of a recent TV show after a hectic evening doing this, running for that, and thinking about DVR convenience. How else would you be able to watch a 60-minute show over 2-1/2 hours.

... paying the vet bill for my two dogs and wondering about the "good old days" when the only time you took a dog to the vet was when nobody had the heart to pull the trigger.

i don't paid the vet's bill. i just put my dogs into the microwave, then put my dogs on a hot dog bun and eat them.

..and so there I was joining the world of missing persons
and I was missing enough to feel all right.

Deja Vu is proof life that will happen, has happened before, is happening right now, and will happen again.

so i was taking a dump in bathroom. i saw two flies above on the ceiling. i got up to wipe myself and the two flies look at my dump. one of the fly to other, "now, what i call a DUMP! "

... watching the turkey vultures that have been circling our neighborhood for the past few days and wondering ...
Where is little Fido?

you saw one of turkey vultures was a redhead, that might one of my ex-girlfriends or ex wives. i have a big fan club in america.

... reading the Dept Of Transportation Alert signs about distracted driving, when
I rear-ended the guy in front of me.

And then the Dems took your guns... your low priced gas... you health... made you stick a needle up your ass... and then stole your self.... you being... you...

All you were left with was... nothing....

You were a robot to the evil of the liberal leftist... with no self worth... no ability to make any choices...

Except McDonalds or Wendy's... Rock n Roll or Jazz... voting for Dems or Reps... cutting your hair the way you wanted to... choosing the Yankes or the Dogers... etc

You literally lost everything....