So there I was ...

Watching a pot of water boil.

And I thought to myself: This must be a deja vu that has never happened before.

With my feet ankle deep in the lake and wondering

Am I at the south shore or north coast?

Looking at a broken watch at the right time and realizing

Time is natures way of keeping everything from happening at once.

so there was i was in another post,
and i was in another topic.
i wrote up, i saw you in the same post,
in the same topic.
i must be in the twilight zone,
so, i saw you again!
DAMN, boy, you are U-G-L-Y!
i woke up in a reality,
my wife is really beautiful,
when she had a mud transplant on her face.
then, i really wake up in the twilight zone.
because, the mud just fell off!

...Watching the closing credits of a recent TV show after a hectic evening doing this, running for that, and thinking about DVR convenience. How else would you be able to watch a 60-minute show over 2-1/2 hours.

... paying the vet bill for my two dogs and wondering about the "good old days" when the only time you took a dog to the vet was when nobody had the heart to pull the trigger.

i don't paid the vet's bill. i just put my dogs into the microwave, then put my dogs on a hot dog bun and eat them.

..and so there I was joining the world of missing persons
and I was missing enough to feel all right.

Deja Vu is proof life that will happen, has happened before, is happening right now, and will happen again.

so i was taking a dump in bathroom. i saw two flies above on the ceiling. i got up to wipe myself and the two flies look at my dump. one of the fly to other, "now, what i call a DUMP! "

... watching the turkey vultures that have been circling our neighborhood for the past few days and wondering ...
Where is little Fido?

you saw one of turkey vultures was a redhead, that might one of my ex-girlfriends or ex wives. i have a big fan club in america.

... reading the Dept Of Transportation Alert signs about distracted driving, when
I rear-ended the guy in front of me.

And then the Dems took your guns... your low priced gas... you health... made you stick a needle up your ass... and then stole your self.... you being... you...

All you were left with was... nothing....

You were a robot to the evil of the liberal leftist... with no self worth... no ability to make any choices...

Except McDonalds or Wendy's... Rock n Roll or Jazz... voting for Dems or Reps... cutting your hair the way you wanted to... choosing the Yankes or the Dogers... etc

You literally lost everything....

... discussing software licensing with one of our vendors, and they keep mentioning a "Universal License"

Does that mean when we open an office on the moon, we're still covered?