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jinks On May 17, 2009

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#1New Post! Mar 30, 2009 @ 14:15:51

Ray & Bubba

( Arkansas mechanical engineers)

were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.



A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,' said Bubba,

but we don't have a ladder.'

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts,

and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her

pocket, took a measurement, announced, 'Eighteen feet, six inches,'

and walked away.

Ray shook his head and laughed. 'Ain't that just like a woman!

We ask for the height and she gives us the length!'

Bubba and Ray are currently working for the government....

... and helping to design the "stimulus package."
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