Smokey The Bear Says:

Only Hitler can prevent forest fires!
Bring back the Nazi party!



So, What do you hear smokey the bear saying?

He says that you need help..

Yeah...All cartoon characters tell me that i need help..

Smokey the bear says: Everyone is equal,It doesn't matter who you kill.

Smokey the bear says

All animals are equal
But some are more equal than others

"Forests make the best forest fires."

Light your matches over there in the bushes

Smokey the Bear says: "Hey, can I get your mom's number?"

XD

Babe was actually napoleon..

Smokey the bear says: Please don;t physicialy abuse your children, psychologicaly abuse them until their 18. Or whenevr they kill themselves/you/someone.

Smokey the bear says: Your mommy wants you to jab a pair of scissors into her eye.Your mommy will stop loving you if you don't. It's an adult thing, so don't do it to your self!

Smokey the bear says: Hitler was a wookie. And so am I. We have a child together, we shaved him so that he can blend in. His name is Barack Obama.

Why did they change "forest fires" to "wildfires" in the commercials.

Because it would seem like sokey was supporting large fires that wern't in the woods?

Things arn't like they used to be....
But the good thing is that we're getting closer to making House Hippo's :D!!