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rondetto On about 9 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 08, 2023 @ 12:30:19
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him,
"Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you."
"I know" said the man, "but I can't. My wife refuses to sleep alone."
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I was concerned that I might be suffering from insomnia, my Doctor told me not to lose any sleep worrying about it.
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I told the doc every time I fell asleep I dreamed I was a snooker ball. He said "Shut up and get to the end of the cue"
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Darkman666 On about 7 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jan 08, 2023 @ 19:32:20
@rondetto Said

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him,
"Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you."
"I know" said the man, "but I can't. My wife refuses to sleep alone."
___________
I was concerned that I might be suffering from insomnia, my Doctor told me not to lose any sleep worrying about it.
___________
I told the doc every time I fell asleep I dreamed I was a snooker ball. He said "Shut up and get to the end of the cue"
__________


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