Skunky's "Heaven on Earth" Massage Parlour

I'm officially opening up my new massage parlour, which I will hope will be a smashing success. I've taken the liberty to hire a bunch of homeless guys, whom I've dignified, cleaned up and taught the arts of massaging. They're good workers, seriously.

I offer acupuncture, full body massages, aromatherapy (wink wink), manicures, pedicures, foot massages, you name it, I got it. Step inside and I'll make all your troubles melt away.

ok I am inside, start melting

*wiggles toesies*...go for it

*Cracks his fingers and starts massaging goosey's feet.*

So what form of relaxation are you interested in, betty?

full body...can you help?

*Continues to massage goosey's feet.* You have a lot of tension in your left foot...

Unfortunately, I'm currently with another client, but Spoons can help you.

*A tall, skinny guy walks towards betty. He has spoons in his pockets for some reason. He smells heavily of alcohol.*

Spoons: Right this way, ma'am.

.....heavenly

I aim to please.

erm i'll take 2

spoons and alcohol, mmmm I very intrigued....that alcohol I smell, can I have some?

a mans strength flows by his apatite

what does a womans strength flow by?

i dunno i'm a guy i cant be expected to figure out the female of the species

*Comes back from a business trip.* I'm back and the parlour is open again.