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Sister Theresa and Sister Mary

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foosyerdoos On March 10, 2015




Aberdeen, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Aug 21, 2010 @ 13:35:39
Sister Theresa and Sister Mary, two young probationary Nuns, decide to go to Edinburgh zoo for the day. They are walking about having a lovely time looking at all of Gods creatures. As they are standing admiring the gorillas Gus, the big silverback, reaches between the bars and grabs Sister Mary and somehow pulls her into the enclosure. Gus then proceeds to have his wicked way with her. Sister Theresa in a panic and with Mary's cries for help ringing in her ears rushes for help. By the time Theresa gets back with the zoo keeper it's to late, Mary is in a somewhat disheveled state and Gus is lying back having a smoke. When Mary is rescued she has one request from Theresa. That is for the incident never to be mentioned ever again.
Many, many years pass, Mary and Theresa spend there lives working at the convent and the incident at the zoo is never mentioned by either of them. The day eventually comes when Mary is lying on her death, bed. Theresa is filled with sorrow at the imminent death of her friend. Through this sorrow comes a question that has been nagging at her for some sixty years. She can bare it no more, she runs as fast as her old body will allow, swoops through the door of Mary's room and says. "Mary, Mary, I know I am not meant to speak of it, but sixty years ago, the zoo, the gorilla. Did it hurt? Mary looks at her, a tear runs down her cheek. "Hurt" she says, "hurt". "He never phoned he never wrote, of course it bloody hurt"
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