there is a sex convention in las vegas every year, that helps men and women deals with their sex problems. some are several than others. the speaker with 100 or so members in the audience, the speaker of the group is looking at his group with normal people, who has sex problems.
the speaker ask the his group, " I know all have a normal sex life with your sex partner, but how many times, you have sex with them per year, let's explore this, shall we? my question, how many of you have over 20 times per year? " the audience raise all their hands, and the speaker was very please.
the speaker continuing with more questions of the night, " how many of you have sex, at least, six to six times every month in 12 month period? " mostly, everybody raise their hands.
the speaker of the group ask, " how many of you, at least, six to eight times monthly in 6 months period? " all the group raise their hands.
the speaker ask again the group, " how many of you have sex about or at least, four to six times in three months period? " some of the audience raise their hands.
the speaker of the group spoke another question, " how many of you have sex twice or four times a month? " and the audience raise their hands.
the final question of the night, then the speaker of the group, " how many of you have sex ONLY one time a year? "
in the front row, a goofy looking joker jumps up and down waving his hands, like a jerk.
of course, the speaker had to go over the jerk, I mean, the member, and ask, " sir, you have sex once a year, when, what your name? "
the man jumps out of his seat, and look really goofy, and said to the speaker;
" my name is chaski, and TONIGHT, THE NIGHT!! "