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queenofhearts On December 16, 2009




, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Oct 13, 2007 @ 20:31:03
These two eggs had just been married and were on their honeymoon.

While they were sitting on the bed making out, the female egg pushed the male
egg away and said, "I just have to go to the bathroom. I'll be back in a
minute." and off she went.

Five minutes later, the male egg saw his sexy wife walk out in a slinky
?egg?lige, wiping her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped body.

Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head, covering it
completely.

The female egg looked at him and asked what he was doing.

He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head
with a spoon!"

angelicsin666 On May 11, 2008




teesside, United Kingdom
#2New Post! Oct 13, 2007 @ 21:16:10
sazzie On August 22, 2010




Being naughty :P, United Kingd
#3New Post! Oct 13, 2007 @ 21:19:55
kit On January 24, 2014




Fife, United Kingdom
#4New Post! Oct 14, 2007 @ 16:07:07
clurrby On June 06, 2008




Liverpool, United Kingdom
#5New Post! Oct 14, 2007 @ 16:07:51
Haha
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