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rondetto On March 26, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! May 18, 2022 @ 13:46:19
Interviewing a Scout master:

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, Master, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they go on field exercises?

SCOUT: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

SCOUT: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

SCOUT: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

SCOUT: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?


The radio went silent and the interview ended.
Hawkeye666 On October 17, 2023




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! May 18, 2022 @ 18:47:14
@rondetto Said

Interviewing a Scout master:

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, Master, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they go on field exercises?

SCOUT: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

SCOUT: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

SCOUT: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

SCOUT: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?


The radio went silent and the interview ended.


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