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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! Feb 20, 2009 @ 05:37:14
Sassi called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher:
"They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.
The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."

A few minutes later the officer radioed in. "Disregard" he says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."
Allyson On January 20, 2010

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, Michigan
#2New Post! Feb 20, 2009 @ 05:38:52
isuck On October 09, 2011




Canfield, Ohio
#3New Post! Feb 20, 2009 @ 05:39:03
i love your jokes.
convictcelt On February 20, 2009




bellambi, Australia
#4New Post! Feb 20, 2009 @ 05:39:20
HAHAHAHAHA she gotta be blonde
smallBUTTerflies On January 07, 2020
Weaker than homeopat





Plymouth,
#5New Post! Feb 20, 2009 @ 05:39:41
essenceofjme On March 05, 2024
bread ends





f***ing, Morocco
#6New Post! Feb 20, 2009 @ 05:39:48
HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#7New Post! Feb 20, 2009 @ 05:43:39
@convictcelt Said

HAHAHAHAHA she gotta be blonde



Her inner child is a blonde...
loveis On January 15, 2010
brat-inella


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In the mirror,
#8New Post! Feb 20, 2009 @ 05:57:01
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