Santa Claus has been re-elected President of the North Pole by defeating the Tooth Fairy in a nasty campaign.

The margin was closer than last time around when Santa beat Frosty the Snowman, who headed south and melted from the political scene.

As Santa pointed out to this year’s voters, the Tooth Fairy doesn’t care for kids like Santa does; they can’t even sit on his lap. Campaign ads by a toy-makers’ super PAC focused on the Tooth Fairy’s greed (“What he pays for a tooth hasn’t changed in 15 years!”), while also detailing how dental work was outsourced to the South Pole.

Jobs were an issue. (“Santa employs helpers! But not the Tooth Fairy; he doesn’t create jobs like Santa does.”)
https://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/12/21/Santa-Copies-Obama-Campaign-Wins-Reelection-at-North-Pole



There is a political moral to this story.....

I always thought The Tooth Fairy was a she.

Im sure its the tooth fairy not the tooth imp???????????

Not according to larry the cable guy.

Larry needs to step away from the Prilosec.

Oh come on. what more politically correct movie can you possibly think of than the toothfairy. A red neck bearded fat guy wearing pink leotards saving a childrens school by selling art?



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