Sandwiches

The Earl of Sandwich so it's said
Stuck numerous things betwixt his bread
He'd shove in cheese, he'd shove in meat
He'd shove in scrapings from his feet
Foods of purple, foods of black
He troughed them all, no looking back
"A food of convenience" his mantra spoke
Until the day his insides broke
But poor old Johnny Montagu
Spent hours and hours upon the loo...

That made me laugh.

This was a challange froom a friend to write one about sandwiches i delivered this one and now I've been asked to write one about Apples..... Apples just aren't funny....