Quickies

@rondetto Said

I met a nurse who took me to Italy.
Next thing I know, she has me arrested.
And that’s how I learned about Florence, night in jail.

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I didn’t win any medals at the international astronomy quiz last week.
But I did get a constellation prize.

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A new edition of the text book of surgical procedures has just been published.
It's shorter than previous editions as it's had its appendix removed.

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Just watched that new movie about prehistoric pigs .
Jurassic Pork.

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