Quickies

@rondetto Said

You know you're getting old, when you're at an antiques auction and 3 people bid on you!
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I have sex with my wife almost everyday...
Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday...
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There’s reports of a fire on the international space station.
Apparently it was satellite by someone!
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My mate's just been diagnosed with Monkey Pox...
Doctors are trying to work out who's gibbon it to him.
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Rolf Harris - the only ashes the Aussies won't want back!
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