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rondetto On about 2 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! May 21, 2022 @ 10:58:57
The price of petrol is so expensive I have started to use vodka in the lawnmower.

Not the grass is half cut!
___________

My wife wants me to blow air on her whenever she overheats, but honestly...

... I'm not a fan.
___________
My wife has just swum the channel.

I was in the rear of the boat shouting encouragement through a megaphone.

She still says I should have bought two ferry tickets.
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Hawkeye666 On October 17, 2023




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! May 21, 2022 @ 18:21:54
@rondetto Said

The price of petrol is so expensive I have started to use vodka in the lawnmower.

Not the grass is half cut!
___________

My wife wants me to blow air on her whenever she overheats, but honestly...

... I'm not a fan.
___________
My wife has just swum the channel.

I was in the rear of the boat shouting encouragement through a megaphone.

She still says I should have bought two ferry tickets.
_____
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