Q: Star Trek: Know why I call the bathroom "the transporter room"?

A: Because outside, you're American. But inside, European

Please explain.

oh my....funny one Dan

no s***?

That's cute!

You're-a-peein?

i smell a racest hint in there.

I don't even iike nascar

you don't like races
y thats not american.... i mean you're a peein

Don't you hate it when you have to explain jokes?

What's not to get?

I do not understand it!!!

i think i get the joke.

instead, flush the toilet and have your waste flows through the septic system. when you flush the toilet, your waste transport into space.

this is where the term, " when s*** flies! "

Thanks for the explanation, but they must be real constapated in Star trek!!

your welcome!

five shows of star trek: the truth is now know!

s***—the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission—to explore strange new toilets—to seek out new s*** and new septic tanks—to boldly go where no man has gone before.