Puke stories I told my boss at work

Back when I was behaving myself and on good terms w/ everyone, I once told 2 puke stories to my boss.

1) I puked in my sleep the other night. I had a dream I was throwing up and when I woke up, there was puke all over the floor. She thought that was funny as hell.

2) I purposely puked ketchup and pretended I was puking blood just so I could skip school. It backfired and I ended up in the ER. She asked me how come if my father's a doctor, he didn't know I was faking the blood puke. I said he wsn't a doctor then.

Which one is funnier? And if she thought both were funny, was what I said appropriate for work or not? Anyhow, I just LMAO on the spot along with her.

NO NO NO WAIT!!! I am having MY drama moment.

Show us!!

nah im bored with it already.

I knew it, just knew it. Even before I clicked on this, I knew that dark_angel would be the OP.

Why do I do this to myself?

she was laughing at you. like we are now.



Because he still isnt a doctor now.

awww dont be horrible to her, if you dont like what she say then just dont respond. If you dont know what to say just go

That was me being nice hug?

haha thanks.

maybe it is a secret desire to be her friend on Facebook

You think you know what your talking about, but I swear she thought the puke stories were hilarious. When I told her someone else slapped me around for talking about puke to her, she thpught THAT was funny and said she's give her a raise. Man, I'm LMAO thinking about this now.

im laughing my a** off with you actually thinking its funny

to each his own.

Why do I even read these threads anymore..