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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! Feb 03, 2010 @ 16:21:38
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'

'How much do you charge?'



'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.



'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10.. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!'

FORGET THE SHRINKS...

HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
plebian_angel On April 25, 2012
Intergalactic hussy





a great future,
#2New Post! Feb 03, 2010 @ 16:22:38
haha good one
rubylights On November 30, 2021




Miami, Florida
#3New Post! Feb 03, 2010 @ 16:28:49
sTreetAngeL On January 24, 2022
root tedt ree





in a paradox,
#4New Post! Feb 03, 2010 @ 16:45:09
missygnome On October 05, 2010




lancashire, United Kingdom
#5New Post! Feb 03, 2010 @ 18:40:15

wish i,d have thopught of that as a child cos i had the same problem,
sadly these days i still have and i am
So Upset - Not to Find Someone
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