Prince William

Prince William was inspecting a line of police horses when one horse coincidentially called Windsor sneezed on him. The arm of his nice dark suit was well coated.
The Chief Constable who was walking with William at the time told him that due to tight financial budgets William would have to pay for the dry cleaning himself.
I was just thinking William was glad he was in front of the horse rather than behind it when it sneezed incase other bodily fluids where ejected.