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steven On September 10, 2008




, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Sep 19, 2006 @ 12:12:02
A primary school teacher has 25 students in her class and she presents each child with the first half of a proverb or a well known saying.
While reading these, keep in mind that these are 6 year olds. Their insight may surprise you.

1. Don't change horses............until they stop running.

2. Strike while.....................the bug is close.

3. It's always darkest before..............Daylight saving time.

4. Never underestimate the power of...........termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but..........how ?

6. Don't bite the hand that................looks dirty.

7. No news is...............................impossible.

8. A Miss is as good as a........................Mr.

9. You can't teach an old dog new.................Maths

10. If you lie down with dogs you...........will stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust...............................me.

12. The pen is mightoer than the...................pig.

13. An idle mind is................the best way to relax.

14. Where there's smoke there is....................pollution

15. Happy is the bride who...............gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is...................not much

17. Two's company, three's..............the musketeers.

18. There are none so blind as..........Stevie Wonder.

19. If at first you don't succeed..............get new batteries.

20. Better late.....................than pregnant.
treebee On April 13, 2015
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#2New Post! Sep 19, 2006 @ 12:20:05
6. Don't bite the hand that................looks dirty.

good advice
sazzie On August 22, 2010




Being naughty :P, United Kingd
#3New Post! Sep 19, 2006 @ 12:20:43
Fantastic those kids could teach the rest of us a thing or 2 I'm sure
treacle On July 11, 2009




B/Stoke, United Kingdom
#4New Post! Sep 19, 2006 @ 12:21:43
very good steven
angel_lily On February 16, 2007




Kent, United Kingdom
#5New Post! Sep 19, 2006 @ 12:21:55
That is just soooooooooooo sweet.

squirt_aka_casey On April 21, 2018
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That place, Ohio
#6New Post! Sep 19, 2006 @ 12:25:45
20. Better late.....................than pregnant

Ha ha ha...... sounds like this kid know just a little too much
angel_lily On February 16, 2007




Kent, United Kingdom
#7New Post! Sep 19, 2006 @ 12:26:51
Kids just say such funny things - they are so much more straightforward then adults!
Pete On March 28, 2012
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Central Scotland, United Kingd
#8New Post! Sep 19, 2006 @ 12:32:54
@squirt_aka_casey Said
20. Better late.....................than pregnant

Ha ha ha...... sounds like this kid know just a little too much


yea i know i was surprised at that one
pokerplayer On October 08, 2006




None, Wake Island
#9New Post! Sep 19, 2006 @ 12:33:17
Some advance kids these days.
markfox01 On October 23, 2021
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Welshman in Brum.., United Kin
#10New Post! Sep 19, 2006 @ 12:33:55
Kids that age are so innocent... then they grow up to become hitler or bush...
vanished On April 24, 2011




London, United Kingdom
#11New Post! Sep 19, 2006 @ 12:41:39


i have seen that before on another web site but i can't remeber where. nice one
Silver_Lining On March 21, 2023
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STOKE-ON-TRENT, United Kingdom
#12New Post! Sep 19, 2006 @ 15:27:17
@steven Said
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19. If at first you don't succeed..............get new batteries.



haha

thought this one was so good
slade On October 20, 2006




, United Kingdom
#13New Post! Sep 19, 2006 @ 18:03:35
20... Better late..... than pregnant

Funny s***
mollymalone On March 01, 2008

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Muff, Ireland
#14New Post! Sep 19, 2006 @ 18:09:51


Excellent Steven. They could teach us a thing or two with some of their answers.
bendover On November 25, 2007

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Muff, Ireland
#15New Post! Sep 19, 2006 @ 18:11:04
I have a friend a primary school teacher who had one first year pupil look at her as she talked to the class about her class rules. The little 5 year old pointed her hand at her and seemed to wiggle her thumb.

In the staff room she told the other teachers about this strange behaviour.

Then one teacher said "Oh the invisible remote control trick" The kid was trying to find the mute button.
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