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dookie On about 10 hours ago
Foolish Bombu





, United Kingdom
#9241New Post! Aug 07, 2020 @ 10:30:39
@Cpat92 Said

Have you ever gone to work and wanted to do absolutely nothing?



Well, I've often gone to work and done absolutely nothing. I learned the trick from Management.

During my own "working" days, if you wanted a rest from staring at a computer screen, you wandered rather aimlessly around the various offices and corridoors. The trick was to always have some sort of document in your hand to make yourself look "official".
darkman666 4 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#9242New Post! Aug 07, 2020 @ 12:27:02
what i learn from work, if you don't have a desk job. keep your body moving, and pace yourself.
darkman666 4 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#9243New Post! Aug 07, 2020 @ 15:59:36
a local student was hired in a complete different job that he was hired. he came up with this:


local student invents mask vending machine
mrmhead On about 1 hour ago




NE, Ohio
#9244New Post! Aug 07, 2020 @ 21:06:18
The "DreamWorks Trolls World Tour Giggle and Sing Poppy" has a button on her stomach that when pressed will prompt the doll to sing and say phrases like, "How about a hug?"
But many people have a problem with a second button that's placed on her bottom under her skirt that when pressed will cause the doll to make sounds such as "Whee!" and "Oh!" as one Twitter video with over 500,000 views shows.
"When you push this button on the doll's privates she gasps and giggles.

Hasbro spokeswoman Julie Duffy told CNN in a statement that "this feature was designed to react when the doll was seated, but we recognize the placement of the sensor may be perceived as inappropriate."



<snicker> Groan

Hasbro Product Development:
darkman666 4 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#9245New Post! Aug 07, 2020 @ 21:20:16
what the difference between When you push this button on the doll's privates she gasps and giggles?

an inch
darkman666 4 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#9246New Post! Aug 11, 2020 @ 12:05:28
if i drop my pant,
my pencil will fall out.
mrmhead On about 1 hour ago




NE, Ohio
#9247New Post! Aug 11, 2020 @ 13:32:11
@darkman666 Said

what the difference between When you push this button on the doll's privates she gasps and giggles?

an inch



reminds me of a NAFAA (not appropriate for all audiences) joke about the mafia and a sex act
darkman666 4 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#9248New Post! Aug 11, 2020 @ 14:05:45
@mrmhead Said

reminds me of a NAFAA (not appropriate for all audiences) joke about the mafia and a sex act



yea, report me, elliot ness, copper!
darkman666 4 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#9249New Post! Aug 13, 2020 @ 20:59:33
this below something gave me from a friend on my facebook. i thought interesting share with you, but not a thread itself. interesting to watch.

a brilliant remake of the 12 minutes of icon 2001; a space odyseey
Cpat92 On August 16, 2020
It's all or nothing





Lauderhill, Florida
#9250New Post! Aug 14, 2020 @ 05:45:36
@dookie Said

Well, I've often gone to work and done absolutely nothing. I learned the trick from Management.

During my own "working" days, if you wanted a rest from staring at a computer screen, you wandered rather aimlessly around the various offices and corridoors. The trick was to always have some sort of document in your hand to make yourself look "official".



Now that's a genius idea.
dookie On about 10 hours ago
Foolish Bombu





, United Kingdom
#9251New Post! Aug 14, 2020 @ 07:06:51
@Cpat92 Said

Now that's a genius idea.



Glad to have passed on the tip.

darkman666 4 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#9252New Post! Aug 14, 2020 @ 16:57:14
go to your office 's stairway and then keep an eye is someone is coming upstairs. before they see you let out a big fart, and exit quickly stairway. you have fun watching the person coming smell your fart, and wait for him,he tell to everybody. sooo funny, you fall out your office seat to the ground.
mrmhead On about 1 hour ago




NE, Ohio
#9253New Post! Aug 15, 2020 @ 02:35:18
@darkman666 Said

go to your office 's stairway and then keep an eye is someone is coming upstairs. before they see you let out a big fart, and exit quickly stairway. you have fun watching the person coming smell your fart, and wait for him,he tell to everybody. sooo funny, you fall out your office seat to the ground.



Well, in today's world of masks, would it even be smelt?
darkman666 4 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#9254New Post! Aug 15, 2020 @ 04:54:17
@mrmhead Said

Well, in today's world of masks, would it even be smelt?


you never heard the phase from smoky the bear:

you can prevent farting starting a forest fires
darkman666 4 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#9255New Post! Aug 16, 2020 @ 23:29:05
tomorrow night through thursday - will national democrat convention. all prime time are keep all four night air the convention at the tail of three hour primetime. where you live 9-10 or 10-11. all primetime regular are for the first two hour then the convention. the funny thing that all four nights that their regular show's rating are higher than the convention. it could happen in september, national bozo's hour convention will on be primtime.

of course, cnn will air the whole convention for three hours for the four nights. i think this right thing for networks to have since no audience and vital. who's cares. maybe clint eastwood this time, will come out during this week in the convention bring out an empty chair for bozo.
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