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chaski On about 4 hours ago
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#9211New Post! Jul 28, 2020 @ 04:34:44
@dihctatr Said

no election possibl\ deal widditt

sourdo ugh
a nono
no eating deliberately spoiled food\



Rhino is voting happiness... yeah doggy asparagus... but bread is ok... if you vegan be... boat riding from a mountain rocky big bears...
darkman666 10 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#9212New Post! Jul 28, 2020 @ 07:33:19
@chaski Said

Rhino is voting happiness... yeah doggy asparagus... but bread is ok... if you vegan be... boat riding from a mountain rocky big bears...



no confederate states in parks -save the pigeon - plant a tree.
chaski On about 4 hours ago
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#9213New Post! Jul 28, 2020 @ 14:16:29
@darkman666 Said

no confederate states in parks -save the pigeon - plant a tree.



Plant brain coral in the parks so intelligence will infect all!
mrmhead On about 1 hour ago




NE, Ohio
#9214New Post! Jul 28, 2020 @ 14:25:20
The mushroom bunnies ate all of the fish in the sea with blue earlobes

Lobstrosities invade North Idaho and drain the livery pools

Bridges across the country collapse killing hundreds of trolls

darkman666 10 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#9215New Post! Jul 28, 2020 @ 16:48:47
@chaski Said

Plant brain coral in the parks so intelligence will infect all!


i don't what s*** that pigeon dropping are made out, if help plants improve intelligence. i'm gain for it.
mrmhead On about 1 hour ago




NE, Ohio
#9216New Post! Jul 29, 2020 @ 22:44:19
“Mr. Bezos, I believe you’re on mute.”


darkman666 10 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#9217New Post! Jul 30, 2020 @ 23:11:44
@mrmhead Said

“Mr. Bezos, I believe you’re on mute.”





i'll bet mr. bezo got his remote control from amazon.
DiscordTiger On about 3 hours ago
The Queen of Random

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Emerald City, United States (g
#9218New Post! Jul 31, 2020 @ 04:04:37
Ugh today was a sucky day.
darkman666 10 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#9219New Post! Jul 31, 2020 @ 15:20:26
do you why birds fly against the wind?

because they don't smell their own farts.
mrmhead On about 1 hour ago




NE, Ohio
#9220New Post! Jul 31, 2020 @ 20:07:49
A teenager in Tampa was arrested and charged Friday for his alleged involvement in a massive Twitter hack earlier this month that took over the accounts of prominent users like Joe Biden, Bill Gates and Elon Musk and used them to promote a bitcoin scam.

Didn't our little spammer-troll claim responsibility for the hack?

Maybe he'll let us know what it's like to be Florida Teen in the pokey with Florida Man!
darkman666 10 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#9221New Post! Jul 31, 2020 @ 20:56:51
why penguins don't fly south?

they enjoy their farts.
mrmhead On about 1 hour ago




NE, Ohio
#9222New Post! Aug 01, 2020 @ 17:41:29
@JuanSmith Said

Serious question.


How many people made sourdough during this pandemic? lol



I don't know about sourdough, but that "Songs of Murder" thread seems pretty easy for me.

mrmhead On about 1 hour ago




NE, Ohio
#9223New Post! Aug 02, 2020 @ 17:53:34
Splashdown in less than an hour.
Streaming on Youtube
darkman666 10 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#9224New Post! Aug 03, 2020 @ 17:20:56
everybody remember this classic musical song. please minstero if you please!
everybody sing!


There's No farting Like Show farting

Irving Berlin

There's no farting like show farting like no farting I know
Everything about it is appealing, everything that that smell will allow
Nowhere could you get that happy feeling when you are bending that extra fart
There's no people like show people, they smile when they are not farting
Even with a turkey that you know will turn a fart you are the one, you may be stranded out in the crowd
Still you wouldn't change it for a sack of turd, let's go on with that FART

The butcher, the baker, the grocer, the clerk
Are secretly unhappy closet farters
The butcher, the faker, the grocer, the clerk
Get paid for what they do but no applause
They'd gladly farts their dreary jobs goodbye for anything theatrical and why?

There's no farting like show farting and I tell you it's so
Traveling through the country is so thrilling, standing out in front on opening crowd and farting
Smiling as you watch the theater filling with your amour smell, and there's you shoot out more that your farts in lights
when the crowd leaves theater, stepping on more than your farts

There's no people like farting people, they smile when they are
farting Angels come from everywhere with lots of gask masks, and when you lose it, there's no toilets in sight
Where could you get money that you don't give back? Let's go on with the farting

(There's no farting like show farting like no farting I know)
You get word before the show has started that your farting uncle died on toliet
Top of that, your pa and ma have fart in peace, you're broken-hearted, but you put a good fart for everyone

(There's no people like farting people, they smile when they are farting)
Yesterday they told you you would not go far to take a dump, that night you open the window and there you are farting
Next day on your dressing room they've hung a toliet seat from the ceiling, let's go on with the fart!
chaski On about 4 hours ago
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#9225New Post! Aug 03, 2020 @ 23:43:50
TFS used to be a sort of microcosm of the world.

Then the extreme right wing nut bags and religious crack pots started getting rude... violated the rule and got themselves banned from this social media platform...

Many of the left wing mush balls got sad and went away....

Many of the middle of the roaders just couldn't take some of the political angst and they too went away...

Oh... wait... TFS is still much like a microcosm of the world... or at least the USA.



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