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rondetto On July 02, 2020




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Nov 26, 2019 @ 15:44:51
Near the end of a particularly trying round of golf, during which the golfer had hit numerous bad shots, he said, in frustration to his caddy, "I'd move heaven and earth to break a hundred on this course!"

"Try heaven," said the caddy. "You've already moved most of the earth."
darkman666 1 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Nov 26, 2019 @ 18:14:12
@rondetto Said

Near the end of a particularly trying round of golf, during which the golfer had hit numerous bad shots, he said, in frustration to his caddy, "I'd move heaven and earth to break a hundred on this course!"

"Try heaven," said the caddy. "You've already moved most of the earth."



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