Poll: 1 In 5 Americans Believe Obama Is A Cactus

Poll: 1 In 5 Americans Believe Obama Is A Cactus

September 22, 2010 | ISSUE 46?38
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WASHINGTON?According to a poll released Tuesday, nearly 20 percent of U.S. citizens now believe Barack Obama is a cactus, the most Americans to identify the president as a water- retaining desert plant since he took office.

https://www.theonion.com/articles/poll-1-in-5-americans-believe-obama-is-a-cactus,18127/

Doesn't surprise me. After all, he acts the part.

Anyone want to a picture edit?!

What?! That doesn't even... What?

I'm gonna sit back and wait for the prick jokes to start.

Presidents have been cacti for years!!!

NO one WANTS to SEE the TRUTH!!!

But the TRUTH is out there

the conspiracy is not limited to OBAMA though, he is just uber-slick. BUT I just KNOW that proof will come out, it only is a matter of time.

And because I have to make an obligatory bush reference:

Hrm... when my bush gets the prickly it needs a shave.....

lol you know the onion is satire?

i love their youtube videos, but i was under the assumption that Obeezy was just a dee da dee...not a cactus.

Still proves there are still idiots out there willing to belive in anything that ppl tell them to be fact...

Well, at least I'm in the majority of the minority..

I always thought he was a grain, such as millet or wheat.

Ignorant libs like you will never see him for the cactus that he is.

At least he's good for your colon

now there is the true catus

This thread is pretty spineless!
Tequila anyone?

OH MY GOD I'M CRYING!!!