1. She is not a Babe or a Chick....... she is a Breasted Citizen.
2. She is not Easy..... she is Horizontally Accessible.
3. She is not Dumb.....she is a Detour off the Information
Superhighway.
4. She has not been Around...... she is a Previously Enjoyed
Companion.
5. She is not an Airhead.... she is Reality Impaired.
6. She does not get Drunk or Typsy.... she gets Chemically
Inconvenienced.
7. She is not Horny.... she is Sexually Focussed.
8. She does not have Breast Implants....she is Medically
Enhanced.
9. She does not Nag You....she becomes Verbally Repetitive.
10. She is not a Two-Bit-Slapper.... She is a Low Cost Service
Provider.
May 20, 2006 @ 11:42:31
I spent the first 9 months of my life trying to get out of one.
