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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




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#1New Post! Dec 03, 2008 @ 19:32:38
Police are called to an apartment and find Floydgirrl holding a 5-iron standing over a lifeless man.

The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?" "Yes" says Floydgirrl.

"Did you hit him with that golf club?"

"Yes, yes, I did." She to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face.

"How many times did you hit him?"

"I don't know, five, six, maybe seven times.....just put me down for a five."
Wingsy On November 26, 2023
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#2New Post! Dec 03, 2008 @ 19:33:29
plebian_angel On April 25, 2012
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#3New Post! Dec 03, 2008 @ 19:34:11
OMG I'm texting this to her
xTeddyx On April 30, 2012
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hoody68 On August 16, 2011

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#5New Post! Dec 03, 2008 @ 19:47:08
A man was on vacation walking down the beach from his hotel to the near town to take in the sights as he walked he comes upon this woman with no arms and legs and she is crying and he asked "What is wrong?" " Why are you crying?" and she replied "sob I am twenty one years old and never been kissed!" The man looks around bends down and kisses her "There you go dear" and he walked on in to town. Later that night the man is walking up the beach to his hotel and sure enough that same girl with no arms or legs is at the same place crying just as hard and the man says "Well what is wrong now?" and she replied "sob I am twenty one years old and never been f***ed!" The man looks around bends down picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says "Your f***ed now,ain't ya?
DevilsPurity On February 12, 2010




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#6New Post! Dec 03, 2008 @ 21:58:01
@hoody68 Said

A man was on vacation walking down the beach from his hotel to the near town to take in the sights as he walked he comes upon this woman with no arms and legs and she is crying and he asked "What is wrong?" " Why are you crying?" and she replied "sob I am twenty one years old and never been kissed!" The man looks around bends down and kisses her "There you go dear" and he walked on in to town. Later that night the man is walking up the beach to his hotel and sure enough that same girl with no arms or legs is at the same place crying just as hard and the man says "Well what is wrong now?" and she replied "sob I am twenty one years old and never been f***ed!" The man looks around bends down picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says "Your f***ed now,ain't ya?



smilelove On September 01, 2013
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#7New Post! Dec 03, 2008 @ 22:01:44
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Leon On December 21, 2023




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#8New Post! Mar 29, 2013 @ 00:21:40
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twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#9New Post! Mar 29, 2013 @ 02:37:28
the same girl with no arms and no legs during the summertime her boyfriend take her out fishing, and they go out on a boat in the middle of the lake. he tied her up with a hook in her mouth and throw overboard, and she is ok, she float. her name is bobbie ( get it? ) boobie loves playing baseball. she is the most important thing on the field, bobbie is first base.
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