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chaski On March 28, 2024
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#1New Post! Nov 20, 2017 @ 22:51:57
I have been laughing my a** off all day over this one...

Trump voter: I'd believe President over Jesus ...the dude literally says if Jesus came down and said that Trump colluded with the Russians, he would believe Trump over Jesus...

Trump more truthful than Jesus




And this christian minister says he would vote for Trump over Jesus...





I guess they missed the part of their religion where Jesus is god... the Messiah... and is soon coming back to take christians to heaven and send everyone else to hell... choosing Trump over Jesus isn't a very good bet.


Even I would vote for Jesus if he came down to straighten us out on the facts, and I think the whole Abrahamic religion thing is a poorly written myth.
a777pilot On July 14, 2022




, Texas
#2New Post! Nov 20, 2017 @ 23:21:47
Why not? Jesus is not of this world.
chaski On March 28, 2024
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#3New Post! Nov 20, 2017 @ 23:28:08
@a777pilot Said

Why not? Jesus is not of this world.


Really... you think Trump is more believable than Jesus?

You think Trump would be a better leader than Jesus?

All hail Lord and Savior Trump



If Jesus comes back, I hope I'm there to watch people like you not agree with him.
a777pilot On July 14, 2022




, Texas
#4New Post! Nov 20, 2017 @ 23:38:49
Believe what you will.

Would you believe Obama over Jesus?
chaski On March 28, 2024
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#5New Post! Nov 20, 2017 @ 23:46:19
@a777pilot Said

Believe what you will.

Would you believe Obama over Jesus?



No.

I wouldn’t believe anyone over Jesus.

Apparently you would, so I refer you to the final book of the Bible....in case you are wondering or have doubts about what awaits you for choosing someone else above your Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

All praise the almighty god Trump!

Erimitus On July 01, 2021




The mind of God, Antarctica
#6New Post! Nov 21, 2017 @ 00:05:16
@chaski Said

I have been laughing my a** off all day over this one...

Trump voter: I'd believe President over Jesus ...the dude literally says if Jesus came down and said that Trump colluded with the Russians, he would believe Trump over Jesus...

Trump more truthful than Jesus




And this christian minister says he would vote for Trump over Jesus...





I guess they missed the part of their religion where Jesus is god... the Messiah... and is soon coming back to take christians to heaven and send everyone else to hell... choosing Trump over Jesus isn't a very good bet.


Even I would vote for Jesus if he came down to straighten us out on the facts, and I think the whole Abrahamic religion thing is a poorly written myth.



I have accepted that nice President Trump as my personal savior.
a777pilot On July 14, 2022




, Texas
#7New Post! Nov 21, 2017 @ 00:21:38
"I wouldn’t believe anyone over Jesus." But billions would.

I wouldn't believe anyone over Jesus either. That's not the point. Jesus is not physically here, therefore I would tend to believe Trump over most "News" organizations and most politicians.

Especially.....

chaski On March 28, 2024
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#8New Post! Nov 21, 2017 @ 00:26:59
@a777pilot Said

"I wouldn’t believe anyone over Jesus." But billions would.

I wouldn't believe anyone over Jesus either. That's not the point.



Actually that is exactly the point.
a777pilot On July 14, 2022




, Texas
#9New Post! Nov 21, 2017 @ 00:45:15
No, it is not. Jesus is not coming back, well not anytime soon. So the point is that who anyone would believe over Jesus is moot.
chaski On March 28, 2024
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#10New Post! Nov 21, 2017 @ 00:49:27
@a777pilot Said

No, it is not. Jesus is not coming back, well not anytime soon. So the point is that who anyone would believe over Jesus is moot.



So you are saying that if Jesus came back today (as the two people in my OP said) you would pick Trump...





Again, I refer you to your holy book.

Your soul is in jeopardy.

a777pilot On July 14, 2022




, Texas
#11New Post! Nov 21, 2017 @ 00:57:03
@chaski Said

So you are saying that if Jesus came back today (as the two people in my OP said) you would pick Trump...





Again, I refer you to your holy book.

Your soul is in jeopardy.



No, not at all. Of course, I would believe Jesus but he is not here, now is He? It's like saying I would believe Washington over Trump. That's not possible either, now is it?
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#12New Post! Nov 21, 2017 @ 00:57:04
people could associate bozo with jesus. bozo should be on a cross left in the desert.

bozo probably is close to the bible: Gabriel.

he is a blowfish, that not nice said to a blowfish. bozo could be twin with a blowfish.

I think bozo is Gabriel, because under bozo's toupee is there is Gabriel's horn, bozo is ready to blow the horn like a blowfish anytime.
a777pilot On July 14, 2022




, Texas
#13New Post! Nov 21, 2017 @ 00:59:59
Well, bozo is a hell of a lot better than Bobo, the Post Turtle.
chaski On March 28, 2024
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#14New Post! Nov 21, 2017 @ 01:05:27
@a777pilot Said

Well, bozo is a hell of a lot better than Bobo, the Post Turtle.


But not as good as Jesus....apparently.
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#15New Post! Nov 21, 2017 @ 01:13:20
like president bozo turkey trump
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