@rondetto Said 
Pat and Mick emigrated to America on the boat together.
On the day they arrived in Philadelphia they found a room and that night they vowed to find jobs the next day.
On the evening of the next day they compared notes.
Pat: "So, Michael, did ya find any work?
Mick: "Nay, nodda bit, Paddy. And you?"
Pat: "Aye. Found work in a tool factory. Don't ya know, they works to a thousandths of an inch!"
Mick: "A thousandths of an inch!!"
Mick ponders this for a moment and then asks:
"Paddy, how many thousandths are there in an inch?"
Pat: "Sure, Michael I don't know, but from the looks of it, there must be millions of them!"
Jan 22, 2023 @ 12:23:13
