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rondetto On about 9 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 22, 2023 @ 12:23:13
Pat and Mick emigrated to America on the boat together.

On the day they arrived in Philadelphia they found a room and that night they vowed to find jobs the next day.

On the evening of the next day they compared notes.

Pat: "So, Michael, did ya find any work?

Mick: "Nay, nodda bit, Paddy. And you?"

Pat: "Aye. Found work in a tool factory. Don't ya know, they works to a thousandths of an inch!"

Mick: "A thousandths of an inch!!"

Mick ponders this for a moment and then asks:

"Paddy, how many thousandths are there in an inch?"

Pat: "Sure, Michael I don't know, but from the looks of it, there must be millions of them!"
Darkman666 On about 7 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jan 22, 2023 @ 19:32:23
@rondetto Said

Pat and Mick emigrated to America on the boat together.

On the day they arrived in Philadelphia they found a room and that night they vowed to find jobs the next day.

On the evening of the next day they compared notes.

Pat: "So, Michael, did ya find any work?

Mick: "Nay, nodda bit, Paddy. And you?"

Pat: "Aye. Found work in a tool factory. Don't ya know, they works to a thousandths of an inch!"

Mick: "A thousandths of an inch!!"

Mick ponders this for a moment and then asks:

"Paddy, how many thousandths are there in an inch?"

Pat: "Sure, Michael I don't know, but from the looks of it, there must be millions of them!"



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