Passing strangers

Pat and Jimmy met and one said to the other,

"Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?"

Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't."

His friend asked, "Sure, and what d'ye mean by that?"

Pat said, "It's like this, y'see...I saw a chap who I thought was Mulligan, and he saw a chap that he thought was me. And when we got up to one another...it was neither of us."

that remind me of a date once, I had with a woman named louise.

it was a blind date, we suppose to met in front of a restaurant of her choice.

I got there looking fantastic, of course. I saw a woman outside of restaurant. I went to introduced myself, " I'm jack, are you, louise? " she looked at me up and down, " I am not louise! " then she left the restaurant. I waited over an hour, she never showed up!