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rondetto On January 18, 2022




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 10, 2022 @ 12:08:33
An old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She spends weeks staring at the cage and, eventually, catches them doing what comes naturally. To make sure she doesn't get them mixed up again, she puts a little white collar around the male parrots neck.
Later, the local priest visits the old lady. The male parrot takes one look at the fathers collar and says, "I see she caught you at it, too."
Hawkeye666 On about 8 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jan 10, 2022 @ 17:31:40
@rondetto Said

An old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She spends weeks staring at the cage and, eventually, catches them doing what comes naturally. To make sure she doesn't get them mixed up again, she puts a little white collar around the male parrots neck.
Later, the local priest visits the old lady. The male parrot takes one look at the fathers collar and says, "I see she caught you at it, too."




i had an a rude parrots for few years. they used played poker and smoking little cigars and drank beers. wineheads, they kept falling off their birth and farting and belching. they keep calling me, " polly! "

yea, polly! every day, they yell me, " hey polly, we want a cracker NOW ! DAMN IT! "
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