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rondetto On about 23 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Sep 29, 2019 @ 12:40:20
Paddy is in a Belfast prison, the guard looks into his cell and sees
Paddy hanging upside down by his feet.
"What the hell are you doing Paddy?" the guards asks.
"I'm hanging myself." Paddy replied.
"That's not the way to do it," says the guard. "You're supposed to do it from the neck."
"I tried that ," said Paddy, "but I couldn't bloody breathe."
darkman666 On about 6 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Sep 29, 2019 @ 15:15:28
@rondetto Said

Paddy is in a Belfast prison, the guard looks into his cell and sees
Paddy hanging upside down by his feet.
"What the hell are you doing Paddy?" the guards asks.
"I'm hanging myself." Paddy replied.
"That's not the way to do it," says the guard. "You're supposed to do it from the neck."
"I tried that ," said Paddy, "but I couldn't bloody breathe."


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