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rondetto On about 14 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Nov 16, 2020 @ 14:41:27
An actor had been out of work for years because he always forgot his lines. One day he got a phone call from a director who wanted him for an important part in a play. At the cue of a bang all the actor had to say was, “Hark! I hear the cannon roar!"

Opening night arrived, and while he waited in the wings, the actor muttered to himself, “Hark! I hear the cannon roar! Hark! I hear the cannon roar!"
The time for the entrance finally came. As the actor made his appearance onstage, he heard a loud BOOOOM! He turned around and said, “What the hell was that noise?"
darkman666 On about 10 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Nov 16, 2020 @ 15:59:55
@rondetto Said

An actor had been out of work for years because he always forgot his lines. One day he got a phone call from a director who wanted him for an important part in a play. At the cue of a bang all the actor had to say was, “Hark! I hear the cannon roar!"

Opening night arrived, and while he waited in the wings, the actor muttered to himself, “Hark! I hear the cannon roar! Hark! I hear the cannon roar!"
The time for the entrance finally came. As the actor made his appearance onstage, he heard a loud BOOOOM! He turned around and said, “What the hell was that noise?"


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