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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! Sep 14, 2010 @ 01:24:04
This is a JOKE, if your offended keep it to youraself.

To show our tolerance, we should let them build. Then right across the street,

someone should put a topless bar, called "You Mecca Me Hot".

Next to that should be a gay bar, "The Turban Cowboy".

And next door to the mosque should be a pork rib restaurant, maybe "Iraq o' Ribs"?

Then the Muslims could be allowed to show their tolerance. Problem solved.
someone_else On August 30, 2012
Not a dude.


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American Alps, Washington
#2New Post! Sep 14, 2010 @ 01:25:12


Someone was feeling punny.
eternus_somnium On April 14, 2021
clinically crackers





, United States (general)
#3New Post! Sep 14, 2010 @ 01:29:01
"You Mecca Me Hot" is my favorite.
DiscordTiger On December 04, 2021
The Queen of Random

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Emerald City, United States (g
#4New Post! Sep 14, 2010 @ 05:16:25
For You Mecca me hot, Im sure they can call Casanova, to borrow his "pole dancer from Dubai" design from the first episode of this seasons project runway.
bob_the_fisherman On January 30, 2023
Anatidaephobic





, Angola
#5New Post! Sep 14, 2010 @ 05:27:16


Apparently, an idea along this line has already been put forward by someone. One idea was a gay bar next door to the mosque called "Dome of the Cock."

I agree that this would be great, and it would give us a chance to really see tolerance in action...
Demented On January 31, 2024




, Australia
#6New Post! Sep 14, 2010 @ 05:48:15
Can we add a few Hookers for added interest all dressed in Burkah's or however you spell it.
Grasshopper On January 11, 2023
Just me.





Fort Collins, Colorado
#7New Post! Sep 14, 2010 @ 21:38:02
I like that.

On a serious note...I think we should let them build it all nice a pretty to their liking. Then when they're all inside, we fly a plane into it. How would they like that?
8FlOz On August 24, 2012
S.W.E.D





Fairbanks, Alaska
#8New Post! Sep 14, 2010 @ 21:43:24
oicwutudidthar!

i like it.
deeFXCKINGjay On January 21, 2012
Bannned





, Kazakhstan
#9New Post! Sep 14, 2010 @ 21:43:24
@bob_the_fisherman Said



Apparently, an idea along this line has already been put forward by someone. One idea was a gay bar next door to the mosque called "Dome of the Cock."

I agree that this would be great, and it would give us a chance to really see tolerance in action...



There's a difference between shamelessly dishonouring someone's religion and building a mosque a few blocks away from a place where some extremists killed a few people.
Grasshopper On January 11, 2023
Just me.





Fort Collins, Colorado
#10New Post! Sep 14, 2010 @ 21:55:00
@deeFXCKINGjay Said

There's a difference between shamelessly dishonouring someone's religion and building a mosque a few blocks away from a place where some extremists killed a few people.



Uhh, not in this case. They puposly blew up two of our most Prized buildings, killing THOUSANDS, not a few! And they have the nerve to build a mosque ON THE SITE! That's beyond low! the USA needs to put their foot down and have some respect for our country, not some foreign country's religious beliefs! This is earth, not "Everybody getting along frolicking planet"!

We're just too chicken to step on toes.

Anywhome, great thread, Dan.
Thranduil On August 31, 2013




QUINCY, Kentucky
#11New Post! Sep 14, 2010 @ 22:00:31
Don't Forget Mohammad's Pork Sandwich shop right next door to it!!!!
Grasshopper On January 11, 2023
Just me.





Fort Collins, Colorado
#12New Post! Sep 14, 2010 @ 22:01:47
@Thranduil Said

Don't Forget Mohammad's Pork Sandwich shop right next door to it!!!!



Oh heck yea!
someone_else On August 30, 2012
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American Alps, Washington
#13New Post! Sep 15, 2010 @ 15:53:56
@Grasshopper Said

Uhh, not in this case. They puposly blew up two of our most Prized buildings, killing THOUSANDS, not a few! And they have the nerve to build a mosque ON THE SITE! That's beyond low! the USA needs to put their foot down and have some respect for our country, not some foreign country's religious beliefs! This is earth, not "Everybody getting along frolicking planet"!

We're just too chicken to step on toes.

Anywhome, great thread, Dan.







Not the one I wanted but I can never find the ones I want.
The ad for this 'tv show' talked about how Earth was a reality show set where Asians, bears, ducks, Jews, deer, and Hispanics would all try to live together and get along.
SparklyKatie On March 07, 2014
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Sheffield, United Kingdom
#14New Post! Sep 15, 2010 @ 17:10:53
@Grasshopper Said

Uhh, not in this case. They puposly blew up two of our most Prized buildings, killing THOUSANDS, not a few! And they have the nerve to build a mosque ON THE SITE! That's beyond low! the USA needs to put their foot down and have some respect for our country, not some foreign country's religious beliefs! This is earth, not "Everybody getting along frolicking planet"!

We're just too chicken to step on toes.

Anywhome, great thread, Dan.


'They' who crashed planes into the WTC and Pentagon and 'they' who want to build the mosque are two completely separate and distinguishable entities.

Until Americans comprehend that fact I really, really pity you as a country.
TenaciousDave On February 11, 2022
The Anus Of Satan





Jeffrey Dahmer's Lunchbox,
#15New Post! Sep 15, 2010 @ 17:21:59
I am deeply offended and I'm calling the cops!
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