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rondetto On July 02, 2020




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jun 27, 2020 @ 14:26:00
An author wrote a novel and sent it off to a publisher. The publisher held on to the hard copy so long, that bugs got into it.

In the final analysis, the book was rejected. The story line had too many holes in it.
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A man answers the phone and has the following conversation:

"Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Colleen has been very difficult - I know I ought to be more firm, but it is hard. Well, you know how she is. Yes, I know you warned me. I remember you told me that she was evil and would make my life miserable and you begged me not to marry her. I should have listened to you. You want to speak with her? All right."

He looks up from the phone and calls to his wife in the next room, "Colleen, your mother wants to talk to you!"
darkman666 1 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jun 27, 2020 @ 15:19:24
@rondetto Said

An author wrote a novel and sent it off to a publisher. The publisher held on to the hard copy so long, that bugs got into it.

In the final analysis, the book was rejected. The story line had too many holes in it.
________________


A man answers the phone and has the following conversation:

"Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Colleen has been very difficult - I know I ought to be more firm, but it is hard. Well, you know how she is. Yes, I know you warned me. I remember you told me that she was evil and would make my life miserable and you begged me not to marry her. I should have listened to you. You want to speak with her? All right."

He looks up from the phone and calls to his wife in the next room, "Colleen, your mother wants to talk to you!"






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