Now this makes it all make sense..

Sure they are,
that god of yours started n experiment with Adam and eve and a garden, ten he tossed in a talking snake into the mix just to see what might come up, later on when it all all turned to s*** he had his right hand man come down here and impregnate by proxy a young virgin girl , then lie to her 'hubby to be' demanding that he in turn lie to everyone about this child molesting by proxy , all so this god could have a sacrificial lamb to give to the failed experiments to violently torture and kill ,making them believe that after the 'lamb of god' was dead they were no longer failed experiments .
Yeppers and that guy who came up with that story was playing with a full deck ,,,,

Perhaps the Bible should be found in the "Fiction" section of the bookstore. I think it makes a good story, and I agree that it's full of ambiguity.

J.R.

Now there's a word that is ' spot on' when used to describe the bible.
'Chocked full to overflowing'