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rondetto On about 21 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Mar 11, 2020 @ 16:47:36
A builder installing roofing timbers accidentally cuts off one of his ears with an electric saw.

He calls out to a man walking on the street below, “Hey, can you see my ear anywhere down there?”

The man on the street picks up an ear and shouts back, “Is this it?”

“No, that's not mine” replies the builder, “Mine had a pencil behind it.”
Darkman666 On about 16 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Mar 11, 2020 @ 21:09:01
@rondetto Said

A builder installing roofing timbers accidentally cuts off one of his ears with an electric saw.

He calls out to a man walking on the street below, “Hey, can you see my ear anywhere down there?”

The man on the street picks up an ear and shouts back, “Is this it?”

“No, that's not mine” replies the builder, “Mine had a pencil behind it.”


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