New disease

After no dates or sex for 5 years a woman goes to see a chinese expert sex therapist Dr Chang. He says"take off all your croase, get down and craw reery reery fas to other side of room" she does "ok craw reery reery fas back" As she did Dr Chang shook his head"your problem vewy vewy bad, worse case Ed Zachary disease I ever sor, dat why you get no man"She says "god whats Ed Zachary disease" Dr Changsays "its when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass!

that's a good one