My proposal on illegal immigrants

@emoric Said

This would never get passed.

But what do I know.

'If you are caught speaking a real foreign language in public, you should be fined a minimum of $50 and a maximum of $250'

good lord, what happened to this being a free country? Well, to some extinct.

@Xilmwa Said

This isn't news, but did you know that as of now, approximately 12 Million people currently residing in America are illegal immigrants.

Something has to be done about these people.


I propose we induct new laws on the illegal immigrants.

Firstly, to buy a home or rent an apartment, you should be required to prove citizenship in the same way you apply for a driver's license. Next, all businesses should require the same thing when applying for a job. ANY ONE FOUND IN VIOLATION WILL BE FINED A MINIMUM OF ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS WITH UP TO 5 YEARS IN PRISON.

If you are caught speaking a real foreign language in public, you should be fined a minimum of $50 and a maximum of $250. If you are caught speaking the language in public five times, you are to be deported to the country of your origin. If the US is your country of origin, your rights as A NATURAL-BORN CITIZEN should be rebuked, and you should be deported to a country speaking that language. If more than one, your pick.

I think if you think any of that is racist, you should be deported following the same guidelines, but this is my opinion.

There should be a replica of the Berlin wall around the border, with a mile of electric fence underneath, and 2 miles of bouncing bettys on the US side. A proximity-alarmed automatic machine gun should automatically kill anything not registered as needing to be there without a need for reason. This will also fire at any aircraft not registered on the US side as not needing to be there, and all aircraft headed that direction should have to land within 1 mile of the border for a THOROUGH scan, legitimate or not. If this stop is not completed, dispatch the F-14s to either bring it in if it is legitimate, or take it down if not.

If you can get past all of that, you will automatically be granted American citizenship, and be drafted into the army.


I also propose that anyone who can have a job and does not, should be cut from social security and any form of government funding. If the said person does not get a job within 3 months, and this causes said person to be on the street, then they may be placed in a homeless shelter, based on volume of donations, sponsored by a charitable person, or arrested.

BOOM! If those go in, then our loss of jobs is fixed, and we get rid of homeless people. Kills two birds with some stones!

@not4sale Said

Illegal immigrants are vital to the economy. They provide plenty of cheap labour etc.

@Xilmwa Said

You need a universal system of communication to speak with each other. Besides that, I believe we kicked out the Mexicans here in Texas in 1836, and the U.S. as a whole in 1848. This gave us more than enough right to have English as the national language. We bought Louisiana from Napoleon Bonaparte in 1803, which gave us the right not to speak French.

I don't care what you speak in your own home, or a specialized building, such as a Spanish Church, but in the common public, you need to speak English.

@el_diablo Said

What about people born in America raised in a Spanish speaking household? Why can't people not speak a foreign language?

I'm not even an immigrant and I'm offended.

@adrinachrome Said



Does the US even have a National language?
and WTF kill on sight?
We cannot claim to be the leaders of the free world and do anything (almost) you suggest.