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rondetto On about 1 hour ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jun 17, 2019 @ 15:32:20
My philosophy

If you love something, set it free.

If it comes back, it will always be yours.

If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.

But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realise you set it free...

You either married it or gave birth to it.
Erimitus On 22 minutes ago




The mind of God, Antarctica
#2New Post! Jun 17, 2019 @ 16:55:30
@rondetto Said

My philosophy

If you love something, set it free.

If it comes back, it will always be yours.

If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.

But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realise you set it free...

You either married it or gave birth to it.



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darkman666 On 52 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#3New Post! Jun 17, 2019 @ 18:40:58
@rondetto Said

My philosophy

If you love something, set it free.

If it comes back, it will always be yours.

If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.

But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realise you set it free...

You either married it or gave birth to it.




if it was a boomerang, you won't have said, " yes, dear! " all time!
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