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My goal for 2015 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go.

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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! Mar 28, 2016 @ 04:40:21
My goal for 2015 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go.
Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes.
Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce.
And cheese. FINE, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza.
How to prepare Tofu:
1. Throw it in the trash.
2. Grill some Meat.
I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
I don't mean to brag but......I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
Kids today don't know how easy they have it.
When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school? Me neither.
I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented....
I forgot where I was going with this.
I love being over 50. I learn something new every day.......and forget 5 others.
A thief broke into my house last night......
He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.
I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
Leon On December 21, 2023




San Diego, California
#2New Post! Mar 28, 2016 @ 04:44:25
@HiImDan Said


When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel..


Big f***ing deal. There were only 3 channels, so you likely didn't even bother.
Deal_With_It On May 24, 2022




Stevens Pass, Washington
#3New Post! Mar 28, 2016 @ 12:58:48
@Leon Said

Big f***ing deal. There were only 3 channels, so you likely didn't even bother.

Jeeze! There were three channels. Damn, I wonder what I missed?
Leon On December 21, 2023




San Diego, California
#4New Post! Mar 28, 2016 @ 13:29:50
@Deal_With_It Said

Jeeze! There were three channels. Damn, I wonder what I missed?


ABC, NBC, and CBS
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