Hooray! The report came out... DURING THE TELEVISED OVERWATCH LEAGUE STAGE 1 FINALS on ABC!!! Never mind the fact that I was rooting for the Vancouver Titans, OR the fact that this is the Playoffs! By all means, give us a "Special Report" talking about the EXACT SAME s*** that's been said time and time and frigging time again!!!
Reporter 1: "Breaking News: The Mueller Report is in. No Trump supporters/campaign managers/Trump/anyone involved in his inner circle had any involvement with Russia!"
Reporter 2: "That may be true, but we don't have proof that Trump didn't say the word 'Russia' at some point."
Reporter 1: "That is also true. Trump did
say 'Russia' at some point. The question now is, was that wrong?"
Reporter 2: "I don't know. Let's bring in Reporter 3."
Reporter 3: "Hello, I'm Reporter 3. I believe that what Reporter 1 said was well said. However, I also believe that what Reporter 2 said was well said."
Reporter 1: "Soooooo....... Orange man still bad...?"
Reporter 2: "Yep. Orange man bad!"
Reporter 3: "Bad man, that orange man! Bad, bad orange man!!!
Reporter 1: "And that's the Mueller Report. President Trump said 'Russia' at some point. We'll find out about possible repercussions and whether this is enough to impeach him."
In other news, water is wet
! Gravity exists
! You inhale oxygen
and you exhale carbon dioxide
! My feet tend to have an unpleasant aroma
Here's an idea. Maybe Hillary Clinton lost the election, because... Hillary Clinton lost the election? Could that maybe have been what happened? If anything, shouldn't John Podesta be accused of colluding with Russia when he accidentally clicked on a malicious link and therefore made the Clinton e-mails public? Should the Clinton campaign be investigated after Barbara Boxer declared Hillary the de-facto Democratic nominee, despite the fact that hundreds of Bernie Sanders supporters who were not only registered to vote, but were still in the process voting, or were turned away from the booths, or later found out that their votes weren't counted, were still voting?!
For the record, I think Donald Trump is a f***ing retard. I think he's a useless, incompetent, self-important s***stain who isn't even fit to choke on my month-old socks. BUT, he didn't become President because of Russia. He didn't become President from hacks. He didn't become President because of Illuminati/Deep State lizard people. He became President when he beat Hillary Clinton. It's been 4 f***ing years... You [Democratic Party] lost... get the f*** over it, shut up... nobody cares anymore.