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rondetto On about 15 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Dec 08, 2019 @ 11:15:22
A Motorway goes into a pub.

Motorway: Give me a pint!

Barman: There you go. That'll be £2.20

Motorway: I'm not paying for this. I'm mad I am, MAD.

Barman: Alright, alright keep your money.

Motorway sits in the corner of the pub, drinking its pint.

Dual carriageway comes into the pub.

Dual carriageway: Give me a pint!

Barman: There you go. That'll be £2.20.

Dual carriageway: I'm not paying for this. I'm mad I am, MAD.

Barman: Not another nutter.

Dual carriageway: I'm bloody mad I am.

Barman: Alright, alright keep it.

Dual carriageway and Motorway sit in the corner of the pub drinking their pints.

Tarmac comes into the pub.

Tarmac: Give me a pint

Barman: There you go. That'll be £2.20.

Tarmac: I'm not paying for this. I'm mad I am, MAD.

Barman: Look I'm not having this. No more free pints!

Dual carriageway and Motorway: (Shaking their heads) You'd better let him have it, he's a cycle path.
Darkman666 On about 8 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Dec 08, 2019 @ 17:16:43
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