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@rondetto Said

I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary!

I said, “Mark," I said. "I'm lost for words!”




The insurance agent was having quite an easy time selling Mrs. Cunningham insurance on her husband's life. In fact he thought it was too easy.

When all the details were finalised Mrs. Cunningham casually asked, "Now if my husband should die tomorrow what would I get?"

"That would depend entirely," the insurance man replied, "on how the evidence is presented to the jury."