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@rondetto Said

I tried to make a joke about retired people but none of them work.
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I nearly didn’t pass my archaeologist exams.
I really had to dig deep.
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My mate talked me into doing my imitation of soft velvety leather.
I'm very easily suede...
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Contrary to popular belief, Kerry Katona doesn’t actually own a cat.
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Someone has just told me a friend of theirs has just come back from Mexico bragging that he has won the world tequila drinking championship.
I said I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I were you.
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I used to make sandcastles with my grandad.
Until my grandmother ruined it and took his urn away…
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I’m not solely responsible for the success of our glove company, but I did have a hand in it.
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