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@rondetto Said

I just heard they are not making the 12 inch ruler any longer.
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I put vaseline on our front doorknob as a joke. My wife didn't find it funny. In fact she flew off the handle.
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I was in the graveyard the other day, this bloke walked past and said "morning".
I said "no, just walking through."
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R.I.P. My amazing friend who told his wife he was going out to get her a needle and thread but spent the whole day instead in the pub.......... Gone but not for cotton.
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I asked my wife when her birthday was.
She said March 1st.
So I walked around the room and asked again.
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