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rondetto On July 07, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Nov 05, 2023 @ 07:39:54
So I was in the chemist lab and I said to the assistant, “What gets rid of germs?”
She said, "Ammonia cleaner."
I said, "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here...”

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Man in jewellers: I need a potato clock.
Jeweller: I have a cuckoo clock, a grandfather clock, but I've never heard of a potato clock.
Man: I start a new job tomorrow at 9, and the wife said I've got to get a potato clock.

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I have just found out tonight's fireworks display is cancelled cause of faulty equipment.
Not happy I think it's BANG out of order.

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Darkman666 On about 18 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Nov 05, 2023 @ 23:33:47
@rondetto Said

So I was in the chemist lab and I said to the assistant, “What gets rid of germs?”
She said, "Ammonia cleaner."
I said, "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here...”

___

Man in jewellers: I need a potato clock.
Jeweller: I have a cuckoo clock, a grandfather clock, but I've never heard of a potato clock.
Man: I start a new job tomorrow at 9, and the wife said I've got to get a potato clock.

___

I have just found out tonight's fireworks display is cancelled cause of faulty equipment.
Not happy I think it's BANG out of order.

___



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