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@rondetto Said

Boarding the aircraft for the first time, Judy settled into a window seat in the quietest part of the plane. A man came over and politely said, "Ma'am, you're in my seat."
"Go away and find another seat!" Judy replied.
He said, "Okay, but I'm the pilot, and you're in my seat. would you like to fly the plane?"
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I've just retired from my job as a plasterer.
They gave me a silver trowel engraved with the words; "For surfaces rendered"
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